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Cadence Owens
learn about the welfare system, this quote is dumb and ineffectual.

Chickendub
what is the spelling in this quote omg

Ujjwal
I don't have that on my keyboard...

National Alliance
Just the phrase "unvarying climate of the tropics" shows how colossally ignorant the speaker is.

Fwuits
Honestly, true, it's so nice to have this distraction that just turns off your brain …

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American Dad - Good Morning USA
Good morning USA! I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day! The sun in the sky has a smile on his face and he's shining a salute to the American race! Oh boy it's swell to say, good morning USA!

Wierd Al - Amish Paradise
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain. But that's just perfect for an Amish like me. You know I shun fancy things like electricity. At four thirty in the morning I'm milking cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows.

Scott Cawthon - FNAF Phone Guy Message
Hello? Hello, hello? Uhh, I wanted to record a message for you... to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm... finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so... I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you: there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine! So... let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?