Steven Universe
- White Diamond's monolgue
These worthless Gems weren't enough, were they? See how you surround yourself with lower lifeforms? You've smothered yourself in them. It feels good; doesn't it, Pink? Dulling your power, hiding your face, blaming everything on someone else. You became Rose Quartz to deceive your pathetic friends, and now you've improved on that because you're even deceiving yourself.
Current Karkat
- Homestuck
Does death really even mean anything? Did life mean anything, for that matter? Was the point of life to just go around collecting a bunch of painful and awkward experiences to supply material for the revolving memory-collage that serves as the backdrop to a much longer, emptier stretch of existence?
Dirk Strider
- Homestuck
The upper echelons of irony should always include measures of sincerity. And if the satirical practice is executed faithfully it will achieve something bona fide in its own right regardless.
