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Matthew Fraser
Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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You come to me on the day my daughter is to be wed...

Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
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Jonathan Mesup - Roadway of life.
If you don't encounter obstacles in your path it may not be going anywhere and if your path isn't going anywhere your life may be in ruin and if your life is in ruin you have my condolences.