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Me, Myself and I
absolutely based. lmao

Katy B
Finally, a direct quote that isn't complete garbage!

Finally, A Short Quote.
Hell yeah, man. Thanks for the break.

Smoke Pope
Easily my favorite quote to train on. Smoke pope always comes thru!!!!!

Smoke Pope
HUGE fan of smoke pope! Always has the best quotes. LOve typin on em. Rock ...


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Michael - The Bad Place
People who go to the Bad Place, Eleanor, that's the point. And unless I can figure out a compelling reason to keep you here, you will spend eternity with murderers, and arsonists, and people who take off their shoes and socks on commercial airlines.

Roald Dahl - Willy Wonka "Eatable"
"Everything here is eatable; even I'm eatable. But, that, dear children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies." -- Willy Wonka