The Onion
- Neither Boss Nor Employee Paid Enough To Deal With Each Other
Simultaneously lamenting that "it's every day with his bullshit," both marketing analyst Evan Hall and his boss Jason Reade told reporters Friday that neither is paid enough to deal with each other. "I am definitely not getting enough money to show up at the office and put up with an asshole like this," said Hall of his manager, who expressed the same exact sentiment verbatim regarding his employee before each voiced identical frustration about the other's "gross incompetence" and "attitude."
