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John Stafford Smith
O say can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed ...

OMG this is one of my favourite Michael Scott quotes! LOL!

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Emilie Autumn
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Stephen King- The Gunslinger
The Typist: *Wishes the child would stop asking so many questions.*



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[Pending] The Onion - Neither Boss Nor Employee Paid Enough To Deal With Each Other
Simultaneously lamenting that "it's every day with his bullshit," both marketing analyst Evan Hall and his boss Jason Reade told reporters Friday that neither is paid enough to deal with each other. "I am definitely not getting enough money to show up at the office and put up with an asshole like this," said Hall of his manager, who expressed the same exact sentiment verbatim regarding his employee before each voiced identical frustration about the other's "gross incompetence" and "attitude."

Lawrence Krauss
Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust.

[Pending] Magandaako - Broken
When I first saw you, I never though that I will fall in your with you. Days pass we became friends and love each other everyday. Until the end you stop and loving me, that's the time my heart broke :(.

[Pending] Rofel - Tap Titans 2 (43)
His movements are as deadly as they are precise. Zato began practicing the art of the staff when he was a young boy and continued to perfect his craft as he grew older. Then one fateful day, while trading at the local market in town, hundreds of Titans descended from the sky forcing Zato to rush to defend his village.

[Pending] Rofel - Tap Titans 2 (42)
Zato the Blind Staff Master tirelessly spends his days training and perfecting his master of the staff. Though he cannot see, many have witnessed him eliminate hordes of enemies in the blink of an eye.

[Pending] Rofel - Tap Titans 2 (41)
Whoever this seer was, Maya knew that it was her only hope to regain control of her powers and once again hear the voice of her Goddess. Perhaps, after this meeting, she could finally go home...

[Pending] The Princess Bride - The to-do list
Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.

John Stafford Smith - Star Spangled Banner
O say can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming, Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bomb bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there, O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

[Pending] Weezer - Buddy Holly
I look just like Buddy Holly, Oh oh and you're Mary Tyler Moore, I don't care what they say about us any way, I don't care about that, no I don't care about that.

[Pending] Devansh Kamdar - Live today, not tomorrow
When he was on his deathbed, he longed to become young again, when he was young, he longed to be a teen again, when he was a teen, he longed to be a child again, when he was a child, he longed to be a teen, when he was a teen, he longed to be young, when he was young, he longed to be an old man enjoying his retirement.

Unknown - Michael Scott - The Office
Everyone I've got bad news, Meredith was hit by a car. It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.

Unknown - Michael Scott - The Office
Presents are the best way to show how much you care. It's a tangible thing you can point at and say 'Hey man, I love you. This many dollars worth.' And that's why I got Ryan this iPod.

Unknown - Michael Scott - The Office
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler I have to do it myself... so, most nights before I go to bed I will lay out 6 strips of bacon out on my foreman grill. Then I go to sleep.

Edward R. Murrow (In various broadcasts and medium) - See It Now, Quotes of Edward R. Murrow
To be persuasive we must be believable; to be believable we must be credible; credible we must be truthful. We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. When the loyal opposition dies, I think the soul of America dies with it. We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation. Good Night and Good Luck.

Charles Dickens - Oliver Twist
My heart is set, as firmly as ever heart of man was set on woman. I have no thought, no view, no hope, in life beyond her; and if you oppose me in this great stake, you take my peace and happiness in your hands, and cast them to the wind.

Akira Toriyama –– Dragon Ball Z: The Return of Goku (Season 1 | Episode 21) - It's over 9000!
Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta: It's over 9000! Nappa: What? 9000? There's no way that could be right, can it? Goku: I think it's right. After all, I was trained in the art of Kaio-ken.

Michael Johnson - misfortune
There was a pause. "You mean to tell us that you told him you thought you were pregnant, twice; That you made him promise to be friends no matter what; That you told him that your father would commit suicide if he found out that you were dating an American; That at one point that you wanted him to give up a fellowship and degree program to be with you; You then tell him he had issues after he had a nervous breakdown. It is unbelievable. If true, no apology is good enough for him."

Pokemon - Team Rocket
Prepare for trouble, and make it double, to protect the world from devastation,to unite all people within our nation, to denounce the evil of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars above. Jesse! James! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light, surrender now, or prepare to fight. Meowth, that's right!

Kevin Malone - The Office
At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own Ancho chilies. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations. It's probably the thing I do best.

George R. R. Martin - Game of Thrones - Tyrion Lannister
No, of that I'm innocent. I am guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I am guilty of being a dwarf... I did not kill Joffrey but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores... I wish I was the monster you think I am... I will not give my life for Joffrey's murder. And I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat!