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James Dean - Lemon Stealing
I'm so glad that our lemon tree finally grew and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons. I mean, imagine, we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon merengue pie. I think it's the most valuable of property that we have. I think we should go to the bank and get a loan, actually - I think we should just get lemon tree insurance and then get a loan and use the lemon tree as collateral because it is now insured. I truly do love our lemon tree. Just imagine a life full of lemon trees.

[Pending] Alexander Hamilton
The influx of foreigners must, therefore, tend to produce a heterogeneous compound; to change and corrupt the national spirit; to complicate and confound public opinion; to introduce foreign propensities.

[Pending] Earthbound / MOTHER 2 - Talkative Rock in the Underworld
You finally came, Ness. Finally, you talk to me. Listen Ness. I'm going to tell you something very important. You may want to take notes. Ready? You're the chosen one. Your destiny is not only yours... It's the destiny of the whole universe. There will be a time in which all of you in the universe will overlap each other. It's not necessary to understand now.

J.D. Salinger - The Catcher in the Rye
That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.

Ya Boi - My Own Work
Sometimes, you push away those you love the most. Sometimes, you push them so far away that there is no getting them back. And it hurts for a while. But slowly, the wound begins to heal and you learn; you learn not to hurt someone the way you hurt that person.

[Pending] Anony - The thing about moving on...
Once upon a time, I was as close to in love as I've been. I knew it wasn't going to work, the person I loved didn't share my romantic feelings, and that's okay. I was okay. I was able to take a step back, appreciate the love and hope I had felt, but move on. At first I was sad - what was there to look forward to now? Eventually I was able to focus on our friendship, and I've been on top of the world since. A new figure came into my life later that year, proving to me that life goes on.

[Pending] Cristina Yang - Grey's Anatomy - It's not difficult [Part 2]
But sir, when his hand was shaking, I performed his surgeries. I kept his secrets, I nursed his pride. You know it, and I know it, and he knows it. He knows it. And yet, nowhere in that newspaper article does my name appear. I am the unseen hand to his brilliance. Excuse me. And yet, while everything is the same, it's very, very different. Now, I'm lucky if I get to hold a clamp. Hahn treats me like... I was his hand. And now I am a ghost. That's not difficult. It's unbearable.

[Pending] Cristina Yang - Grey's Anatomy - It's not difficult [Part 1]
It's not difficult, sir. It is simple. Burke is not here. He's gone, and he's the better for it. He's winning the Harper-Avery award, and being celebrated all over the world. That's not difficult. He's out there, and I'm here, where everything is the same. I still live in his apartment, I walk the same halls of this hospital, I wear the same scrubs. So, even that is not difficult. This is where I am. This is where I choose to be.

Jennifer C. Plumb - In Search of Meaning
Despite the importance of his own personal values in guiding his work, it may be argued that Skinner failed to produce an adequate account of values themselves. Nevertheless, a modern theoretically derived behavioral approach to values does currently exist, and there is promising empirical support for its application to the alleviation of human suffering and the development of meaningful life patterns.

Dylan Thomas - Do not go gentle into that good night
And you, my father, there on the sad height, Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Some users from reddit - Have fun
Extra vegetated terraces were reseeded afterwards as we recreated a devastated desert. We saw asses were far fatter after free sacred beer was served after a grave was crafted, we were devastated.

Albert Einstein
I am by heritage a Jew, by citizenship a Swiss, and by makeup a human being, and only a human being, without any special attachment to any state or national entity whatsoever.

William Makepeace Thackeray - Vanity Fair
All the world used her ill, said this young misanthropist, ... and we may be pretty certain that persons whom all the world treats ill, deserve entirely the treatment they get. The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face. Frown at it, and it will in turn look sourly upon you; laugh at it and with it, and it is a jolly kind companion; and so let all young persons take their choice.

You can do anything. But to do anything, you must think to do anything. Then you can do anything because you are unique in this world and the one in yourself.

If you are lucky then you find at least a single chance to visit Royal Rajasthan, a historically prosprous state of INDIA. If got chance luckily in this life, then I suggest you to visit Udaipur or Mewar to know a mystery, that each children of Indian Subcontinent know very well. But I sure You NOT!

Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy - Peter Griffin
You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert.

Khanh Linh - YOMAMA
Yo mama love me not you! Just to let you know, this is not a lesson to cry. It's a lesson to laugh. Yo MAMA just came in with a troll face and told me I am too black to play with her. And I told her, she's too white to play. She cried and and finally, she became my friend. And again, YOMAMA love me!!!

Clueless - Clueless
I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, three pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, five peanut butter M and M's and like three pieces of licorice.

Siddhartha Mukherjee - The Gene
It is tempting to write the history of technology through products: the wheel; the microscope; the airplane; the Internet. But it is more illuminating to write the history of technology through transitions: linear motion to circular motion; visual space to subvisual space; motion on land to motion on air; physical connectivity to virtual connectivity.

Jhumpa Lahiri - Unaccustomed Earth
There were times Ruma felt closer to her mother in death than she had in life, an intimacy born simply of thinking of her so often, of missing her. But she knew that this was an illusion, a mirage, and that the distance between them was now infinite, unyielding.