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very same here. I dream of having my own novel too. Good luck to the ...

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[Pending] Ibrahim Wazir, Tim Garry, Kevin Frederick, Bryan Landman - Mathematics Applications and Interpretation for the IB diploma
The life span of a calculator manufactured by a major company has a normal distribution with a mean of 54 months and a standard deviation of 8 months. The company guarantees that any calculator that starts malfunctioning within 36 months of the purchase will be replaced by a new one. About what percentage of calculators made by this company are expected to be replaced?

[Pending] Brandon Sanderson - Practice at not dying
I'd always found it odd that so many died when they were old, as logic said that was the point in their lives when they'd had the most practice not dying.

[Pending] unknown - Thank you
No matter what terms were on I just want to say thank you, thank you for letting me feel something I've never felt. Thank you for taking me in and accepting me right off the bat. Thank you for teaching me everything you've taught me. Thank you for always listening when I needed you there. Thank you for pulling me out of my lowest. Even though I hit low again when you left, I'm glad I got to feel it when I was with you. You'll always be the person I loved; so stay happy, I love you.

[Pending] Anonymous
Perhaps in our lifetimes, we will discover why we were born, but as I sit here in my chair typing away, the purpose becomes less apparent as it was when we were children. Dreams rotting away while we mindlessly type quotes.

[Pending] unknown - :(
No. See, I won't loose feelings. Why would I? You are everything I have ever wanted. You showed me what love and pain was. You're addicting. So why would I go and find more... why would I need more? I don't. I just want you until the end of time, nobody else.

[Pending] blink-182 - Aliens Exist
What if people knew that these were real? I'd leave my closet door open all night. I know the CIA will say, "What you hear is all hearsay!" I wish someone would tell me what was right. Up all night long, and there's something very wrong, and I know it must be late. Been gone since yesterday. I'm not like you guys. I'm not like you.

[Pending] ​​​​​​​
For some reason, the Internet has a growing number of anticonversationalists. They just pop up out of nowhere to say that they don't find a discussion worthwhile or interesting, implying that therefore, nobody else is allowed to.

[Pending] President John F. Kennedy - Remarks at Amherst College, October 26, 1963 - Transcript
Our national strength matters, but the spirit which informs and controls our strength matters just as much. This was the special significance of Robert Frost. He brought an unsparing instinct for reality to bear on the platitudes and pieties of society. His sense of the human tragedy fortified him against self-deception and easy consolation. "I have been" he wrote, "one acquainted with the night."

[Pending] Sophia Hurtado - Anything of anything
You can never think anything about death when you are alone with the grim reaper in an empty horror and sorrow and never ending darkness spilling along the carpeted floor of the universe.

[Pending] Michael Erga - Lorem Ipsum?
In most software, they use the phrase "Lorem Ipsum" as a testing sentence. It doesn't have any meaning. Lorem Ipsum is a placeholder text, also known as dummy text to fill a layout gap when you have no idea what the content will be. While it doesn't have any meaning, Lorem Ipsum is worldwide accepted as what the final product of the text will look like.

[Pending] Tuny Buddha or Amy Weatherly - We're all messy
We're all messy. We're all struggling. We are flying high in some ways and falling flat on our faces in others. Nobody has it all figured out. It's our job to cheer each other on, lift each other up, and push each other to keep giving it our best. We need to be better to each other. We're all we have.

[Pending] TWICE - The Feels
I'm so curious 'bout you girl, wanna keep it cool but I know every time you move, got me frozen, I get, so shy it's obvious. Catchin' feels like butterflies, if I say what's on my mind, when I hit bullseye. Shoot, I'm ready aim and fire.

[Pending] Big Smoke
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." Big Smoke when ordering his food, one of the most memorable lines throughout the entire GTA series.

[Pending] Anonymous - Shoes For a Mouse
Once upon a time there was a mouse with two shoes. He was the only one of this friends who had shoes, they had laces and everything. They were blue tennis shoes with orange spots, and he looked forward to lacing them up every morning. One early day, he looked over at his shoes and noticed one of the laces had gone missing. "Uh oh, now what will I do?" He thought. So he hopped all the way to school on one foot. And that was the end of his problem for the day.

[Pending] Anonymous - Sometimes
Sometimes, all we want to do is sit on the couch with someone we love and eat junk food until we feel sick. Sometimes, all we want to do is lay in bed for an hour longer and listen to the songs of the birds on the roof. Sometimes, all we want to do is be loved in the way we've dreamed of -forever and intensely.

[Pending] Mr Wednesday - American Gods - I am Odin
I told you I would tell you my names. This is what they call me. I am called Glad-of-War, Grim, Raider, and Third. I am One-Eyed. I am called Highest, and True-Guesser. I am Grimnir, and I am The Hooded One. I am All-Father, and I am Gondlir Wand-Bearer. I have as many names as there are winds, as many titles as there are ways to die. My ravens are Huginn and Muninn; Thought and Memory. My wolves are Freki and Geri. My horse is The Gallows. I am ODIN.

[Pending] Father Merrin - The Exorcist - Preparation
Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant, but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that - do not listen.

[Pending] The Green Knight - Introduction
Look, see a world that holds more wonders than any since the Earth was born. And of all who reigned o'er, none had more renown than the boy who pulled sword from stone. But this is not that king... nor is this his song. Let me tell you instead a new tale. I'll lay it down as I've heard it told. Its letters sent, its history pressed, of an adventure brave and bold. Forever set, in heart, in stone, like all great myths of old.

[Pending] Dwight Eisenhower - Military-Industrial Complex Speech
Throughout America's adventure in free government, our basic purposes have been to keep the peace; to foster progress in human achievement, and to enhance liberty, dignity and integrity among people and among nations. To strive for less would be unworthy of a free and religious people. Any failure traceable to arrogance, or our lack of comprehension or readiness to sacrifice would inflict upon us grievous hurt both at home and abroad.

[Pending] Harold Finch - Person of Interest
We are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people. The Government considers these people "irrelevant." We don't. Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret. You'll never find us, but victim or perpetrator, if your number's up... we'll find you.