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as to Micheal Scott and his quote: Micheal Scott is a ficitonal character. The quote ...

Michael Scott
Cringe yes, boomer no. Boomers are massive silent beastly submarines, powered by tiny nuclear reactors ...

David J. Griffiths
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Henry David Thoreau
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[Pending] Anonymous - Why I Type
People come here to increase their speed, to look or feel busy at work or school, and to distract themselves. I am one that is here for a distraction. I took a blow to my self esteem recently in the form of another woman. I feel horrible about myself and I don't know how to make myself feel better. But along with a WPM above 100 comes a rush of dopamine, a hit of pride in an accomplishment. I wish my whole life could feel like a hundred words per minute.

[Pending] Anonymous - Mean Girls
I love watching Grey's as much as the next person, but as someone who felt like an outcast in high school I'm surprised to find that so many people love the main characters. Meredith and her friends are just the mean girls of Seattle Grace. For as many times as they are accused of being selfish, they don't care how their selfishness affects those around them. I hate that I love this show.

[Pending] Chiaki Nanami - Chiaki Nanami - Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
Even if I cease to "exist.".. Even if you guys remember me again.. That doesn't mean I will completely disappear. As long as everyone continues to move forward toward the future we created together... I will never disappear. What I lived for, fought for, and risked my life for will still exist.

Jim Croce - Operator
Isn't that the way they say it goes? Well, let's forget all that and give me the number if you can find it so I can call just to tell 'em I'm fine and to show I've overcome the blow, I've learned to take it well. I only wish my words could just convince myself that it just wasn't real, but that's not the way it feels.

[Pending] Edder Flores - The easy bad and the hard good
It is time to choose to do the easy bad or to follow the hard good. This is how we can understand that we'll always face a lot of troubles and challenges if we always try to do good. The enemy is gonna try to make us go to the easy bad's path.

[Pending] John Ball - Liberty
When Adam delved and Eve span, who was then the gentleman? From the beginning, all men by nature were created alike, and our bondage or servitude came in by the unjust oppression of naughty men. For if God would have had any bondmen from the beginning, he would have appointed who should be bond, and who free. And therefore, I exhort you to consider that now the time is come, appointed to us by God, in which ye may (if ye will) cast off the yoke of bondage, and recover liberty.

[Pending] Terry Pratchett - Obedience
The Empire's got something worse than whips all right. It's got obedience. Whips in the soul. They obey anyone who tells them what to do. Freedom just means being told what to do by someone different.

[Pending] Mark Allenby - Demotivators
Allenby's Law states that there is no policy, practice, or procedure so inherently effective that an individual or organisation can't completely mess it up by the way that they implement it.

[Pending] Partially Rene Descartes
When you type a quote in english out it seems like second nature because our muscles are accustomed to the arrangements of the words. But what if you type out a quote in a different language using latin letter? Je pense, donc je suis said Rene Descartes.

[Pending] Jimi Hendrix - All along the Watchtower
"There must be some kind of way outta here," said the joker to the thief. "There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief." Business men, they drink my wine. Plowman dig my earth. None were level on the mind. Nobody up at his word. Hey, hey. "No reason to get excited." The thief he kindly spoke. There are many here among us, who feel that life is but a joke. But, uh, but you and I, we've been through that. And this is not our fate. So let us stop talking falsely now. The hour's getting late.

[Pending] President Thomas J. Whitmore - Today.. Is our Independence Day
Good Morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind - that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny or oppression, but from annihilation.

[Pending] James Joyce - The Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Welcome, O life! I go to encounter for the millionth time the reality of experience and to forge in the smithy of my soul the uncreated conscience of my race.

[Pending] James Joyce - The Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
You made me confess the fears that I have. But I will tell you also what I do not fear. I do not fear to be alone or to be spurned for another or to leave whatever I have to leave. And I am not afraid to make a mistake, even a great mistake, a lifelong mistake and perhaps as long as eternity too.

Joker (Heath Legder) - The Dark Knight
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things.

Ernest Cline - Dying - Ready Player One
When your avatar gets killed, your screen doesn't fade to black right away. Instead, your point of view automatically shifts to a third-person perspective, treating you to a brief out-of-body replay of your avatar's final fate.

NAJMA ALLY ZICCO - Inspiration
When they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free.

Mr. Burns, Simpsons - Blurst of times!?
This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to mankind. (reads one of the typewriters) "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"?! You stupid monkey! (monkey screeches) Oh, shut up.

Coach Carter
If you endorse the fact that fifteen, sixteen, and seventeen year olds don't have to honor the simple rules of a basketball contract, how long do you think it will be before they're out there breaking laws? Now, I played basketball at Richmond thirty years ago; it was the same thing then. Some of my teammates ended up in prison. Some of them ended up dead. I took this job because I wanted to affect change in a special group of young men, and this is the only way I know how to do that.

Muhammad Olim - Best Friend
When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it.

An Old Man - Living without happiness
Nothing special. Eighty years I've been chasing happiness, and it was useless. And then I decided to live without happiness and just enjoy life. That's why I'm happy now.