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David Foster Wallace
Wow, that's, like, so grunge, dude.

Typer
So are the quotes that aren't quotes.

exurb1a
Thats nice

Kazuki Fujisawa
life is unfair. but god is not

Kazuki Fujisawa
So if life isn't fair to everybody, doesn't that make it fair ???

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[Pending] Elisabet Sobeck - Horizon Zero Dawn
I am speaking to you from a VTOL en route to US Robot Command. In fifteen minutes, I meet with General Herres and the rest of the Joint Chiefs. Now, your choice is what I tell them. Sign, and I'll tell them the wealthiest corporation on Earth has guaranteed the funds necessary to build Zero Dawn, exactly as I've designed it. Or don't sign - and I will make sure they and everyone else on this planet knows the real cause of the glitch.

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[Pending] jaaaaaay - easy
There is something here that I want you to see. There are many different things about myself that I do not want to tell you yet but I feel like you will figure it out soon my dear.

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[Pending] Colonel Joshua Chamberlain - What We're Fighting For - Gettysburg
America should be free ground - all of it. Not divided by a line between slave state and free all the way from here to the Pacific Ocean. No man has to bow. No man born to royalty. Here, we judge you by what you do, not by who your father was. Here, you can be something. Here, is the place to build a home. But it's not the land. There's always more land. It's the idea that we all have value - you and me. What we're fighting for in the end, we're fighting for each other.

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[Pending] Jordan Belfort - Sedate Manhattan - Wolf of Wall Street
On a daily basis, I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain," Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.

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[Pending] Prince Charming - Shrek 2 Intro
Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate they sought out the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower there to await the kiss... of the handsome Prince Charming!

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[Pending] Kevin Flynn - The grid
The Grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Ships, motorcycles? Were the circuits like freeways? I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. And then, one day I got in...

[Pending] Scott Cawthon, Kira Breed-Wrisley - Five Nights at Freddy's: The Silver Eyes
Something happens, and it's the worst thing you can ever imagine, and it's just burned into you at the time, like it's going to go on forever. And then the years go by, and it's just another thing that happened. Not like it's not important, or terrible, but it's in the past, just as much as everything else. You know?

[Pending] Red Dwarf - Justice - Kryten's Defense of Rimmer
Who would allow this man, this joke of a man, this man who could not outwit a used tea bag, to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt. This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime; it is also his punishment. The defense rests.

[Pending] Well it's me, duh - Optional
Hahah, funny joke. The title option was optional. So I decided to name this quote "Optional." Has it been done before? Hopefully. I wonder how person typing right now is doing. Are you well? Don't forget to drink some water and take a break from typing for a minute or two.

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[Pending] Well it's me, duh - new keyboard
I can't wait for my new keyboard to arrive. I hope the typing experience will be lovely and I sure do hope it works. Maybe soon I'll order some new fancy key-caps to slap on the sucker, or maybe I'll just stick with the stock set. We'll soon find out.

[Pending] Momo (Re:Vale) - Idolish7
I won't forget that day for the rest of my life. It was like an electric shock- it jump started my still heart back to life. I had felt like my dreams were never gonna come true. I started to hate God and the future terrified me. But the moment I heard that song, all of my frustration and sadness were swept away. Like I had gotten washed clean by the waves.

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[Pending] Well it's me, duh - today
Today was the day I was going to get some of my work done. But it turned out that I would be getting no work done. None at all. That's okay though. I have tomorrow's today to get work done.

[Pending] Gaku Yaotome (Trigger) - Idolish7
Erase all the noise around you. Listen for your own voice. Instead of striving to become someone who'll be loved by a hundred people, become someone you'll love yourself. That's what it's like to put your all into being yourself.

[Pending] Mitsuki Izumi - Idolish7
Doesn't it feel better to do it with everything you have, succeed with everything you have, and be happy with everything you have? There are times when you fail with everything you have too... But when that happens, you just gotta be sad with everything you have. It's my one and only life! And aren't I the only one that can make my own life interesting?

[Pending] mememe - Try Harder
Try harder. When you think you are done. Go take a break you deserve it :) Come on man just take a break. GO. NOW. I SAID GO. TURN OFF CAPS LOCK. ok good. now please just go.

[Pending] THE CTHAEH - Probability
If you want to take your understanding of probabilities to the next level, it's crucial to be familiar with the concept of a probability distribution. In short, a probability distribution is an assignment of probabilities or probability densities to all possible outcomes of a random variable.

[Pending] fuller - 3 more safety principles
Keep your finger off the trigger and on the receiver until your sights are on the target and you have decided to fire; and Be sure of your target. ( know what it is, what is in line with it and what is behind it. Never fire at anything you have not postivily identified).

[Pending] fuller - Glock definition
The Glock Pistol is a mechanicclly loaded, recoil operated self loaded pistol, with inbuilt trigger, firing pin and drop safety mechanisms. Treat all firearms as if they are loaded; Be conscious of where the muzzle of your firearm is pointed at all times; ( never allow the muzzle of your firearm to cover another human being unless it is required by your duties as a police officer.

[Pending] fuller - Safe Direction
A safe direction is a direction in which any unintentionally fired shot, would be safely stopped and contained with no human injury, and at most, only minimal property damage.

Technoblade
Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these obstacles and achieve something beautiful. And one day, we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed at how far we've come.