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G.K. Chesterton
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Stan Berkowitz and Darwyn Cooke
bro, PROOF READ

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LOL that funny

kjjjjjjj
Did you forget to edit out the last sentence lmao

Fuller
*possession* should be the word. a type error.

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Anonymous - Savage Wife
A husband is walking behind his wife and says, "Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around and the husband starts getting amorous. Wife says: "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!"

Anne Rice - Night
As if the night has said to me, "You are the night and the night alone understands you and enfolds you in its arms." One with the shadows. Without nightmare. An inexplicable peace.

Anne Rice - Blackwood Farm
"And books, they offer one hope - that a whole universe might open up from between the covers, and falling into that universe, one is saved." - Anne Rice, Blackwood Farm.

Jazmin - WPM
Are you struggling with obtaining a high WPM? Do you know what is slowing you down? Spelling. If you do not know how to spell the word, this slows your mind and your fingers. The more simple the quote the faster your WPM is. So here is a tip for you, practice your spelling and in turn your typing speed will improve alongside you mind. Accommodate, handkerchief, indict, playwright, conscience, rhythm, pharaoh, ecstasy, pronunciation, arctic, sacrilegious, minuscule, onomatopoeia, etc.