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Quote by Rosetta Ross (but typer was Cheyenne Komma)
tf is this quote

Gunnar Hobbs
I am pretty sure some things are impossible.

Capt. Hook
Uwo tree

Parth
Yes, this is the shortest quote on site.

Parth
Is this the shortest quote on this site...?

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Anonymous - Dervish Ice Cream
Everyone loves pancakes. Just like everyone needs gas money. Monkeys only climb trees when the weather is just right. If it's raining, the cucumbers stay inside and continue their hibernation. Now and again protons and neutrons invade the Earth and attempt to destroy the human race with racist jokes and uncontrollable bowel movements. Obviously they haven't succeeded because the emperor is a panda. All hail the Swiss!