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Normally evil
english grammar is dumb & inconsistent! Thanks for the proofread though!

Dustin Lynch Lover
Volleyball is a sport, not a person, so it can't be 'enthusiastc'. Sports dont have ...

Normally evil
You typed 'who's' when you should have typed 'whose'

what a ridiculously naive quote

Narcotics Anonymous
Or someone who's never gone gambling.



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Dustin Lynch Lover - Volleyball
Volleyball. It's exciting, entergetic, fun and always enthusiastic! I love playing and I'm sure you will too! I love the feeling of when you get that perfect serve, or that spike. Overall, volleyball is life.

Normally evil - Helping people
When you see somebody who's hands are full struggling with a door, and you see that you are the closest person to them, you get a little giddy and rush over to hold the door open. It's so easy to do and for just a brief moment you get to be a hero rescuing someone. You get to be good. It's not in a big or grand way, but it's a nice change from being a parasite on the world trying to find anything to do to justify the torture you put people through to sustain your life.

Christopher Nolan - The Prestige
Now you're looking for the secret, but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.

Philip Seymour Hoffman - The Master
If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world.

Simpleflips - Beta Story
1, 2, oatmeal Kirby is a pink guy Because Kirby is very cute Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later Kirby is so happy that something he can Because he's such a pink guy Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect Because he is attacked by King Dedede Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat What a triumph is that!

The Logy Lady - Twin Peaks - The Battle is Drawing Nigh
Even the ones who laugh are sometimes caught without an answer: these creatures who introduce themselves but we swear we have met them somewhere before. Yes, look in the mirror. What do you see? Is it a dream, or a nightmare? Are we being introduced against our will? Are they mirrors? I can see the smoke. I can smell the fire. The battle is drawing nigh.

Dustin Lynch Lover - Always Stay Positive
Always stay positive. No matter what is going on in your life, it is so dang important to keep your head up. Positivity will get you through everything. So, no matter the circumstances, positivity is key.

Dustin Lynch Lover - The Fault in Our Stars
You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices." " My thoughts are stars that cannot be fathomed into constellations.

Flows - Old skool spankings are trash when your angry.
Hey kid! Don't make me give you something to make you cry about while I spanking you. No making any noise from your mouth young man! It hurts me every time I have to strike you. I used to hear this growing up, I asked my mother about this now, and she says this should have never be done in anger which she did. It just builds resentment in your child. Please talk with them about their thought process and how to go about not messing up in life and watch your kids succeed growing up.

Mandy Hale, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass
You'll learn, as you get older, that rules are made to be broken. Be bold enough to live life on your terms, and never, ever apologize for it. Go against the grain, refuse to conform, take the road less traveled instead of the well-beaten path. Laugh in the face of adversity, and leap before you look. Dance as though EVERYBODY is watching. March to the beat of your own drummer. And stubbornly refuse to fit in.

Fisherman TES IV Oblivion - Go Fish
There comes a time in every mans life when he must admit he's lost the fight. Well, I've fought and I've lost. What's my great enemy you may ask? A bunch of damned fish! - AI-generated Quote 3
"He fell apart in seconds. I couldn't tell what was wrong with him," said one. They said the former NFL player's mother was crying and hysterical as she tried to care for the family's other dog. The dog had a "life-threatening heart attack," and its owner was taken to the hospital. Police say the dog's owner is being interviewed and charges are pending. - AI-generated Quote 2
I would never have done something like that. As this episode has shown us, people in high places know that there is a significant number of people on this planet who are interested in the truth and the truth will be found out if it is done as a matter of course. - AI-generated Quote 1
"But we don't have that luxury. We have only ourselves to blame, and if we make mistakes on the field, the world can't take those away." - ESPN's David Newton.

Sabrina Carpenter - Bad Time
I'm sorry, but you've called at a bad time And every time is probably gonna be a bad time I'm sorry, but it's not like the last time Where you were calling me and hoping for a good time Bad time for a good time, baby A bad time You should know about it by now Bad time for a good time, baby A bad time You should know about it by now You should know about it, nah nah yeah.

Dustin Lynch Lover - FRIENDS
Happy 25th anniversary to Friends! My favorite show ever and absolutely such an amazing show! Definetly the greatest show of all time! PIVOT!!! How you doing??

Robert Heinlein - Tyranny, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
Comrades, I beg of you - do not resort to compulsory taxation. There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him.

Margaret Atwood - The Handmaid's Tale
My name isn't Offred, I have another name, which nobody uses now because it's forbidden. I tell myself it doesn't matter, your name is like your telephone number, useful only to others; but what I tell myself is wrong, it does matter. I keep the knowledge of this name like something hidden, some treasure I'll come back to dig up, one day. I think of this name as buried. This name has an aura around it, like an amulet, some charm that's survived from an unimaginably distant past.

Margaret Atwood - The Handmaid's Tale
I admired my mother in some ways, although things between us were never easy. She expected too much from me, I felt. She expected me to vindicate her life for her, and the choices she'd made. I didn't want to live my life on her terms. I didn't want to be the model offspring, the incarnation of her ideas. We used to fight about that. I am not your justification for existence, I said her to once. I want her back. I want everything back, the way it was. But there is no point to it, this wanting.

Margaret Atwood - The Handmaid's Tale
I remember the rules, rules that were never spelled out but every woman knew: Don't open your door to a stranger, even if he says he is the police. Make him slide his ID under the door. Don't stop on the road to help a motorist pretending to be in trouble. Keep the locks on and keep going. If anyone whistles, don't turn to look. Don't go into a laundromat, by yourself, at night.