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John Nichols
Thinking yourself as intelligent and thinking that certain traits are intelligence is arrogance. The appeal ...

Benjamin Franklin
Wtf, I love Benjamin Franklin now.

E.O. Wilson
So much verbiage. Just get to the point. It's so annoying to read books and ...

Typist
22, and typing is one of the only things I'm at least mediocre at

Shrek
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[Pending] a fellow user - free wpm
Do you want free WPM? Here is it! Just type as fast as you can without any mistakes if you can. Speed does matter but accuracy is also important. I hope you will have a nice day.

[Pending] Marge Simpson - The Simpsons - The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
I was wrong to have a dream, wrong as usual. I mean, if you're nothing special, why kid yourself? Listen to your mother, kids. Aim low. Aim so low, no one will even care if you succeed. Dinner's in the oven. You want some butter, it's under my face.

[Pending] Rachel Bloom - Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Here's what happened: I was in New York, I ran into Josh, he made me feel warm inside like glitter was exploding inside me, then I moved here. I did not move here because of Josh because that would be crazy and I am not crazy.

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[Pending] Terry Pratchett - I Shall Wear Midnight
It is important to know where you come from, because if you don't know where you come from, then you don't know where you are, and if you don't know where you are, then you don't where you're going. And if you don't know where you're going, you're probably going wrong.

[Pending] Sun Tzu - Art of War
Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment - that which they cannot anticipate.

[Pending] Google (Assistant) - Hey Google, when's your birthday?
Hey Google, when's your birthday?" "Well, birthdays mark the beginning of something. So maybe my birthday is the day we met, that's something I'd celebrate.

[Pending] Doctor Who - River Song on Loving The Doctor
God knows where he is right now, but I promise you, he's doing whatever the hell he wants, and not giving a damn about me! And I'm just fine with that! When you love the Doctor, it's like loving the stars themselves! You don't expect a sunset to admire you back! And if I happen to find myself in danger, let me tell you, the Doctor is not stupid enough or sentimental enough, and he is certainly not in love enough to find himself standing in it with me!

Anonymous
I don't know how you guys are doing, but if you are having a bad day then don't feel sad or depressed about it. Do things that makes you relaxed, like talk with your friends, or listen to some music or watch a movie or something else. Just don't be SAD!

The Visual and Data Journalism Team
The Republican president is being challenged by Democratic Party nominee Joe Biden, who is best known as Barack Obama's vice-president but has been in US politics since the 1970s. As election day approaches, polling companies will be trying to gauge the mood of the nation by asking voters which candidate they prefer.

Monty Python - The Universe Song
So remember when you're feeling very small, or insecure: How amazingly unlikely is your birth? And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth!

Charles Brettinger
How to write dramatically... that's a skill that takes time to learn. You see, not everyone can be evasive enough to build suspense. Suspense? Yes, suspense. Pause. Pause. Pause! That's how you build drama!

Lenore Walker - Secrets
As the therapy progressed, Mercedes disclosed that she had recently learned that her husband had secretly rented his own apartment. She was not sure if that was because he was soon planning to move out or whether he needed a place to take a girlfriend. She couldn't decide which was worse.

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7systems develops and delivers disruptive, reliable, and high-quality IT technologies designed to dominate and scale. Our team supports companies from start-ups to large corporations with reliable and customized IT services.

Charles Spearin - Vanessa
I was born deaf, so people ask me over the years, "What do you hear?" And I couldn't really answer because I didn't know what it was like, what it was like to hear, so how could I compare? It was just the way life was for me, the way the world works for me. It was very natural for me not to hear the way you would hear. Lipreading came very naturally to me. Very sensitive to vibration, the movement of air in the house.

James Charles - Get back up
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Holy Bible - Zephaniah 3:17
The LORD your God is with you, he is mighty to save. He will take great delight in you; he will quiet you with his love; he will rejoice over you with singing.

Anonymous
You have to know the difference between a regime, a regimen, and a regiment. You probably don't have a skin care regime. You don't have an exercise regiment.

Barnold Garry
If you are pro-life, you should recognize that people who are pro-choice do not consider fetuses people, so they consider abortion an issue of women's rights. If you are pro-choice, you should recognize that people who are pro-life consider fetuses people, and they want to protect those people. Stop stereotyping your opposition as baby murderers or woman haters.

Anonymous
Your vote doesn't actually count. There is practically no chance that your vote will swing the election. However, if everybody abstains for this reason, nobody votes.

Bianca Sparacino - The depths
You're going to realize it one day - that happiness was never about your job, or your degree, or being in a relationship. Happiness was never about following in the footsteps of all those who came before you, it was never about being like others. One day, you're going to see it - that happiness was always about the discovery, the hope, the listening to your heart and following wherever it chose to go. Happiness was never in the hands of other people. It was always about you.