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Curtis Baldwin
character development

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and then everyone clapped

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dude, fuck you man. this was cool, but please just don't

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[Pending] Mark Twain - A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court
Oh, it was no use to waste sense on her. Training-training is everything; training is all there is to a person. We speak of nature; it is folly; there is no such thing as nature; what we call by that misleading name is merely heredity and training. We have no thoughts of our own, no opinions of our own; they are transmitted to us, trained into us.

[Pending] Mark Twain - A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court
I felt persuaded that this woman must have been misrepresented, lied about. She trilled along, and trilled along, and presently a handsome young page, clothed like the rainbow, and as easy and undulatory of movement as a wave, came with something on a golden salver, and, kneeling to present it to her, overdid his graces and lost his balance, and so fell lightly against her knee. She slipped a dirk into him in as matter-of-course a way as another person would have harpooned a rat!

[Pending] Mark Twain - A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court
You see my kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders. The country is the real thing, the substantial thing, the eternal thing; it is the thing to watch over, and care for, and be loyal to; institutions are extraneous, they are its mere clothing, and clothing can wear out, become ragged, cease to be comfortable, cease to protect the body from winter, disease, and death.

[Pending] Hawkeye - Age of Ultron
Okay, look. The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. But I'm going back out there because it's my job. Okay? And I can't do my job and babysit. It doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.

[Pending] Bo Burnham
How we feelin' out there tonight? Hahaha, yeah, I am not feeling good. Wake up at 11:30, feelin' like a bag of shit. Oh no! All my clothes are dirty, so I'm smelling like a bag of shit. Go to pour my coffee, and I miss my cup OMG, that is just my luck Look in the mirror, say, "What's up, you useless fuck?"

[Pending] Narrator - Sweet Tooth Introduction
This is a story. A story of a very special boy, who found himself at the end of the world. But our story doesn't begin here. We have to go back, before the Great Crumble. Because it's also the story of a doctor who was happy living a normal life. But there was nothing normal about the Sick. And life would never be normal again.

[Pending] Adam Neely - How to Play Music in 9/8
The more that we understand, the more that we can connect and the more that we can get out of music and cultures that we previously were unfamiliar with. Ignorance is not just not knowing things. It's also the inability to connect with people, and that can lead to ugliness.

[Pending] Shawn Crowder - The Music You Hate by Adam Neely
I notice a lot of times people often hate things that are really close to what they do or like. For example, sometimes, I might see a drummer that does a lot of things I'm really into, but maybe there's one thing they do that... just drives me nuts. That's way more frustrating than seeing somebody do something that's completely unrelated to my vision.

[Pending] Raiden Mei - Lament of the Fallen
You reached out your hand to me on that day. You changed my destiny from the moment we touched. You're the most important person in my life. If rescuing you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner.

[Pending] Raiden Mei - Lament of the Fallen
You're always... like this... Kiana, you're always like this. Even when you're battered, you'd still force a smile. You saved me, you saved us all. Yet you shoulder everything alone, at the cost of your life. Maybe this is for the greater good, but can I pretend this is the right thing? I only know that deep down, the world means nothing to me "WITHOUT YOU"!

[Pending] Murata Himeko - Final Lesson
Kiana, everything would have changed once you wake up. The world will no longer be a pretty place. Life as you know it will be replaced by something else. But, don't ever, ever give up. Kiana, be brave and push on. You can still end this story the way you want. Live, Kiana. That's... my final lesson... for you...

[Pending] G.A. Cohen - Capitalism, Freedom, and the Proletariat
In capitalist societies everyone owns something, be it only his own labor power, and each is free to sell what he owns, and to buy whatever the sale of what he owns enables him to buy. Many claims made on capitalism's behalf are questionable, but here is a freedom which it certainly provides.

[Pending] stopitgetsomehelp - What it takes to be a MAN.
Resist it because you know it's wrong. It's simply a twisted, sick, and corrupt view of someone you don't even know. Your spirit is strong, but your flesh is weak. Learn to walk in the spirit and not in the flesh, to live in the light and not in the dark. Imagine the paradise we could live in if every man were this disciplined, what a beautiful world we could make for our mothers, our daughters, and our wives. Offer this struggle up for them, out of love, and you will reap what you sow.

Roger.Dot - Quick and Easy
I hope that you have been having a great day lately. I have been seeing a lot of long and complicated quotes lately so here is one that is quick and easy. All the greats took a break at some point.

[Pending] Curtis Baldwin - Love for All
After losing the one I loved, I was surprised to find, that I had not lost any of the love. They taught me to love, and I am fortunate enough to have kept that after they left. Now I have this incredible amount of love in my heart that I can give to anyone. I don't know who I will give it to, but I fear for them, because they may drown in it.

Curtis Baldwin - A Quote to No One
I think you are wonderful. You remind me of myself, but not in any categorical way. In fact, we could not be anymore different. You remind me of myself because I see the same humanity in you that I see in myself. I don't believe in soul mates, but I do believe that some people connect at the deepest level of their being. I believe that is the case with us. It might not be, but it is worth figuring that out, right?

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Narrator - Alchemy
Alchemy: the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strictly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?

strawbs1029 - Motivation
Hey. I just wanted to let you know, yes you, the beautiful person typing out this sentence, that you are an unbelievably incredible and special person and you should never stop being who you are.

strawbs1029 - Martha My Dear - The Beatles
Martha my dear, though I spend my days in conversation, please, be good to me. Martha my love, don't forget me, Martha my dear. Hold your head up, you silly girl, look what you've done. When you find yourself in the thick of it, help yourself to a bit of what is all around you, silly girl.

Erin Morgenstern - The Night Circus - man in the gray suit
You can do just as much as she does without passing it off as flamboyant spectacle and trickery. You can maintain your relative anonymity and equal her accomplishments.