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[Pending] VanossGaming - Video Intro
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Airmyonne - If you want to dream!
If you want to dream, if you love to read, and if you want to learn a little bit of French, just go on Wattpad and read the story written by EtheldredeFrankoys: "The child who dreams." It is about a place where Somnius and Inanis are part of two different worlds and have to help each others to survive. The Inanis are dreaming during the night, and the Somnius collect the dreams to transform them into a new kind of magic that they call "Energy."

President Bashar al-Assad
The Jews tried to kill the principles of all religions with the same mentality in which they betrayed Jesus Christ and the same way they tried to betray and kill the Prophet Muhammad.

radowhan - Long live Serbia!!!!!Radovan karadic
Syrian National Army 1st Legion 2nd Legion 3rd Legion 4th Legion Hawar Kilis Operations Room WataniaTahrirFlag National Front for Liberation Syrian Liberation Front Ahrar al-Sham Nour al-Din al-Zenki Movement Katibat al-'Iqaab Sheikh Fadel al-Akel Katibat al-Bayia Lillah Katibat Usud al-Tawheed Liwa al-Adiyat Martyr Abu Omar Battalion Levant Legion Martyrs of Islam Brigade Free Idlib Army.

Grant Hadwin - Letter to Greenpeace
I didn't enjoy butchering, this magnificent old plant, but you apparently need a message and wake-up call, that even a university trained professional, should be able to understand. . . . I mean this action, to be an expression, of my rage and hatred, towards university trained professionals and their extremist supporters, whose ideas, ethics, denials, part truths, attitudes, etc., appear to be responsible, for most of the abominations, towards amateur life on this planet.

Blake Crouch - Dark Matter
It's the beautiful thing about youth. There's a weightlessness that permeates everything because no damning choices have been made, no paths committed to, and the road forking out ahead is pure, unlimited potential. I love my life, but I haven't felt that lightness of being in ages. Autumn nights like this are as close as I get.

John G. Stoessinger - Kaiser Wilhelm's Reaction to the Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Kaiser Wilhelm was a moody man with a mercurial tempter. The romantic predicament of his Austrian friend had appealed to him, and he had formed a deep and apparently personal attachment to him. He was deeply shaken when he heard that the Archduke's last words to his wife were "Sophie, Sophie, do not die, live for our children," before death claimed them both, and his fury and indignation toward the Serbians were thoroughly aroused; he described them as "bandits" and "murderers."

Pierce Brown - Iron Gold
But I sit cold as a stone beside her, because I know she doesn't believe any of this. We've played the game far too long to walk away. I take her hand. And as my wife is quiet and the fantasy drifts away, our familiar friend, dread, creeps onto the balcony with us, because deep inside, in the shadowy chasms of ourselves, we know Lorn was right. For those who dine with war and empire, the bill always comes at the end.

Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor
The City Council, in cooperation with government agents from a vague yet menacing agency, is asking all citizens to stop by the Night Vale Elementary School gymnasium tonight at 7:00 for a brief questionnaire about mysterious sights that definitely no one saw and strange thoughts that in no way occurred to anyone. Because all of us are normal, and to be otherwise would make us outcasts from our own community. Remember: if you see something, say nothing. And drink to forget.

Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor
The arctic is lit by the midnight sun. The surface of the moon is lit by the face of the earth. Our little town is lit, too, by lights just above that we cannot explain.

Hudson McCarty - School
Freshman year. The worst year of high school you will ever face. Sophomore year. Easier than Freshman but still super boring. Junior year. Just waiting to be a Senior. Senior year. It is bitter sweet to know it's your last year at this piece of trash. Then at graduation you can boo your stupid principal.

Anders Thomas Jensen - Adam's Apples (2005)
His bed is empty. -Yes.- Where is he? -It doesn't make sense. I'm a man of science. I believe in figures. I'm going somewhere where the sick die and don't go sit in the garden with a cheeseburger after having been shot.-.

Anders Thomas Jensen - Adam's Apples (2005)
In medical terms, this is called a half Kennedy. He won't get over that, I can assure you. Well, you just say your goodbyes and I'll stick the kettle on.

Satya Nadella - The Best Code is Poetry
You're trying to take something that can be described in many, many sentences and pages of prose, but you can convert it into a couple lines of poetry and you still get the essence, so it's that compression. The best code is poetry.

Tom Kirkman - Designated Survivor - 75%
You think I don't want to strike back against the people who did this? I lost colleagues, friends, people I love. I want to find every single person involved in this attack from planning to execution and rip them limb from limb, which is why I need to know exactly who did this. Come back to me with more than 75%, and I'll launch the damn missiles myself.

Seth Wright - Designated Survivor - Press Secretaries
There are three surefire ways for a press secretary to die a quick death. You get hostile, you lie, or you guess. You do any one of those three things, and you're done.

Bejui Mike - Being Bike
Let's see how far we can land in jail for guys!!! It's always this fun being bad hahah, Alrighty guys I am going to get lazarbeam so I'll se you guys later let's get this video to 100,000 likes and lazarbeam will be in the next one, Peace!!!!

Katrina Wisniewski - A Poet's Tale
Take note you uninformed being, I am what people call a poet. My words are not just words nor are they free formed. I write tales of life's iridescent ways; covered in a sheet of trickery. I stress to you my dear that my words may not make sense, but hold much meaning. I wrote a poem once; it revealed a world beyond my own imagination. Embrace each word you encounter, for life is poem waiting to be written.

Courtney .M - The Most Deceiving Guy You Know
The cutest guy can be the most deceiving one. But you had to learn this the hard way! You start out being good friends with this new guy. He's funny,gorgeous and then... Oh no, you are completely head over heels with this guy. Only to find out what complete jerk he is and that he was never your friend! He's not as kind to you once he found how you felt about him and he doesn't feel the same about you. But that doesn't mean shut you out like he did! It was wrong the way he did it and it hurt you!

Sherlock Holms - Sherlock S1 E1 and others
SH: Anderson turn around, your lowering the IQ of the whole block. A: What? G: He said turn around! JM:The man with the key is king, and Honey you should see me in a crown,.