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Anonymous
Either way my accuracy stays consistent between almost every single quote I type.

John Steinbeck
Very deep

Obito - Naruto
Eso si que es triste ;(

James Greiy
I'm pretty sure he murdered a thirty something year old guy.

Anonymous
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meeeee - KEYhero
Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games! Hello i like to play video games!

me, myself and I - my qoute
Yourself will be the one doing things not others. You will be doing when you grow up. You will have done things on your own so I were you, I would be practicing to be a responsible human being. - me, myself and I.

President Snow - panem
Panem today, Panem tomorrow, Panem forever! Panem today, Panem tomorrow, Panem forever! Panem today, Panem tomorrow, Panem forever! Panem today, Panem tomorrow, Panem forever! Panem today, Panem tomorrow, Panem forever!

Anne Frank - Anne Frank: The Diary of A Young Girl
I could go on for hours about all the suffering the war has brought, but then I would only make myself more dejected. There is nothing we can do but wait as calmly as we can till the misery comes to an end. Jews and Christians wait, the whole world waits; and there are many who wait for death.

Gary Yourofsky - Thanksgiving
Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey's ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ass as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody else's dead empty bacteria-laden ass to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils?

cece pretty - itty
bitty piggy why did you go to the market i was your moment for life. This is not it i don't hate you , your were at that dance dance dance not fame could even bring you some game how would you call me someone to your home Inspired By: Nicki Minaj Lyrics.

iluvislam.com - cinta melahirkan rindu
Bayangkan kita seorang pelajar yang jauh dari dekapan keluarga, sudah pasti rasa rindu akan timbul dikala terkenangkan mereka. Bahkan tangisan kerinduan mampu mengalir kerana rindunya kita kepada mereka. Bayangkan pula kita seorang suami, sudah pasti merindui si isteri jika lama ditinggalkan. Lebih-lebih lagi bagi si isteri, yang lembut hatinya menangisi perasaan rindu yang bermain di hati.

Ralph Waldo Emerson - Life...
"DO NOT GO WHERE THE PATH MAY LEAD. GO INSTEAD WHERE THERE IS NO PATH AND LEAVE A TRAIL."-Ralph Waldo Emerson-in other words don’t be a follower be a leader.

Adolf Hitler - Germany
Germany will be a world power, or none at all. Then we will surround ourselves with tits. Lou is smaller that me. tits smell awesome. wow i love boobs.

Tommy Edison - What A Blind Person Thinks About Racism
You know what's funny? MnM's are different colors, but they all taste the same. It's true; only the outside parts are different. The insides are all the same. Humanity - just like a bag of MnM's.

unknown - unknown
Hi cat. Fun the me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.

luigiman64 - Do you like waffles?
Hi Joshie! Oh! Hi Jessie! Do you like waffles? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Why? Because. Because why? JUST BECAUSE!!! The moral of the story is, don't judge people by their tastes. This quote is an epic fail though...

cuntis palmer - fuck this
I am absolutely fucking sick of the dashes that people put in their quotes around here. I'm so fucking sick of it that I am no longer gonna use this fucking typing shit hero ever again, good bye you pieces of shit.

Logan Smith - TurboTax - Free
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lolol - lol
There was once a boy named Dann, this boy began to sing a song, and then he got shot, but thankfully he was not killed until, then next morn. Little Dann was dead, the end.

YOUR MOM - Jeff henes
I can be cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool.

Stalin or Lenin - Who do you like more
Hey all you Igniters out there it's time for WHO DO YOU LIKE MORE. Today's question is Who do you like more. Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin? Both were russian so look them up this one's tough.

raineh
I sometimes ask myself - "What is wrong with people?" - But that just can drive a person crazy trying to figure that out. So, % am just asking - "What is wrong with me...?..." 'Nothing that just being my authentic self cannot overcome.' (and if not that - I'll 'go down in flames' - 'crash and burn' - or simply 'fall on my face' - But will do so as myself and at least be original.) *(Then I'll pick myself up, dust myself off, and have another go at it.).

Justin Bieber
Mom couldn't afford lessons for me, but I knew what I wanted the music to sound like... it soaked in through my skin and now look where I am. On my tour I get to sort of emerge from the fog and slam into 'Love Me' The shows opening makes me sound like a Bad - Ass.

Karl Marx
There must be something rotten in the very core of a social system which increases its wealth without diminishing its misery, and increases in crimes even more rapidly than in numbers.